Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:46 am
I find that this is quite effective in screening applicants:
APPLICATION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER
NAME:_______________________ AGE:________________
ADDRESS:____________________ PHONE:______________
CITY:_______________________ PROVINCE:___________
NAME OF CHURCH:_____________________________________
# OF TIMES ATTENDED LAST YEAR:______________________
1.) Do you drive( )Sports Car ( )Van ( )Station Wagon ( )Motorcycle
(If you checked any of the above, put the pen down,walk slowly to the door,and run as fast as you can)
2.) Please complete this sentence: THE PLACE FOR A WOMAN IS:
_______________________________________________________
3.) In 50 words or less,describe what "NO" means to you:
_______________________________________________________
4.) In 50 words or less,describe what "LATE" means to you:
_____________________________________________________
5.) Describe where you would least like to be shot:
_______________________________________________________
6.) Have you ever had you testicles( ) removed ( ) crushed ( ) placed in vise grips ( ) shredded?
7.) Which is the last bone you would like broken: __________________________
8.) Have you ever thought how you would do things with broken fingers? ____________
9.) What do you want to be "IF" you ever grow up? ____________________
10.) Have you ever thought about what it would be like to be: ( ) quadriplegic ( ) permanently scarred ( ) crippled for life.
11.) Have you ever seen my hunting rifles? _____________________________
12.) Do you know the effective range of a 30.06? __________________
NEXT OF KIN: ___________________________________________
FUNERAL HOME (OR BODY REMOVAL SERVICE) OF CHOICE:_______
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE AN ORGAN DONOR? ( ) YES ( ) NO
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
PARENTAL USE ONLY
LOOKS LIKE: ( )MEL GIBSON ( )DENNIS RODMAN ( )PEEWEE HERMAN
STATUS: ( )ACCEPTED ( )REJECTED ( )ARRESTED ( )TERMINATED
APPLICATION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER
NAME:_______________________ AGE:________________
ADDRESS:____________________ PHONE:______________
CITY:_______________________ PROVINCE:___________
NAME OF CHURCH:_____________________________________
# OF TIMES ATTENDED LAST YEAR:______________________
1.) Do you drive( )Sports Car ( )Van ( )Station Wagon ( )Motorcycle
(If you checked any of the above, put the pen down,walk slowly to the door,and run as fast as you can)
2.) Please complete this sentence: THE PLACE FOR A WOMAN IS:
_______________________________________________________
3.) In 50 words or less,describe what "NO" means to you:
_______________________________________________________
4.) In 50 words or less,describe what "LATE" means to you:
_____________________________________________________
5.) Describe where you would least like to be shot:
_______________________________________________________
6.) Have you ever had you testicles( ) removed ( ) crushed ( ) placed in vise grips ( ) shredded?
7.) Which is the last bone you would like broken: __________________________
8.) Have you ever thought how you would do things with broken fingers? ____________
9.) What do you want to be "IF" you ever grow up? ____________________
10.) Have you ever thought about what it would be like to be: ( ) quadriplegic ( ) permanently scarred ( ) crippled for life.
11.) Have you ever seen my hunting rifles? _____________________________
12.) Do you know the effective range of a 30.06? __________________
NEXT OF KIN: ___________________________________________
FUNERAL HOME (OR BODY REMOVAL SERVICE) OF CHOICE:_______
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE AN ORGAN DONOR? ( ) YES ( ) NO
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
PARENTAL USE ONLY
LOOKS LIKE: ( )MEL GIBSON ( )DENNIS RODMAN ( )PEEWEE HERMAN
STATUS: ( )ACCEPTED ( )REJECTED ( )ARRESTED ( )TERMINATED