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New Ford for 2013

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:52 pm
by VinceAtReal4x4s
I apologize in advance:

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Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.

Re: New Ford for 2013

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:24 pm
by David Dunn
AND I thought Ford had sold Land Rover :mrgreen:
All other comments omitted due to extreme repercussions :lol:

Re: New Ford for 2013

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:52 pm
by krick3tt
Who is watching the watchers? :oops:

Re: New Ford for 2013

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:31 pm
by edzz
krick3tt wrote:Who is watching the watchers? :oops:
As we said in the corps RHIP :mrgreen:

Re: New Ford for 2013

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 2:22 pm
by Andre
you forgot to mention the payments never cease, even after releasing to the new owner.

Re: New Ford for 2013

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:31 pm
by sixbennetts
Don't polish them or they'll follow you home and camp on your lawn.

Re: New Ford for 2013

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 10:19 pm
by Winter Beater
very good ... laughed so hard I cried