Well, I got the Pinz out of the ditch and hardly a scratch. I opted for a track hoe (see photo). The operator wanted to just pull it straight out, but I was paranoid about the rear end. The only thing that was holding the Pinz out of the gully was that the tranny box hung up on a 4' culvert flange (see photo). I feared that if it slipped off, the Pinz would be nose-up vertical or upside down. So I insisted on also hooking to the rear end. I had slung a strap from the left rear bumper up around the tub, and he was afraid that the side would get caved in. So we also slung to the right rear bumper to share the load. He kept the bucket real low, and the result was that it broke the right rear bumper loose (see photo - notice that it is pulled
down). He then tied onto the right rear axle. The Pinz was literally pulled sideways and then forward out of the gully. As the tires dug into the ground, I thought one would pop off the rim, but it didn't happen. Not a scratch on the downhill side of the pinz. Only damage was a broken bumper and a flattened brake line. The Pinz started with difficulty and then smoked for awhile - lots of oil has apparently drained into the cylinders. But it's running great now.
Lessons:
1. The rear bumper and truck body sides are really strong. The strap that lifted from the low side around the tub caused no damage.
2. Never back without a guide or at least a recon walk.
3. Pinz side-view mirrors aren't worth much for backing.
4. Stupid is as stupid does!
5 All's well that ends well!!!
